A WHOLE bunch of funnies!!!
- What's the best thing about
Pagan friends? They worship the ground
you walk on.
- Did you hear about the dyslexic
devil worshipper? He sold his soul to
Santa!
- "He is YOUR god, They are
YOUR rules, YOU burn in Hell!"
- What do ya' call 13 Witches
in a hot tub? - Self-Cleaning Coven
- Get a taste for religion, Lick
a Witch!
- Please hold. All muses are
busy right now, but your inspiration is
important to us.
- Q: What kind of furniture does
a Goddess worshipper prefer? A: Wicker
- Q: Why did the Wiccan novitiate
give up pork? A: She thought the Rede
said,"Chew what you will, but ham?--none."
- Please don't squeeze the shaman!
- Q: What is a witch's favorite
snack? A: PAN pizza
- Q: What's a witch's favorite
subject in school? A: SPELLing.
- WHY M&M'S ARE PAGAN:
* MM = Merry Meet*
Round shape for wheel of the year, cycle of seasons*
Skins are different colors, but the inside is the same chocolate,
because we
are all related.*
Associations with the colors:
Red = South
Green = West
Dark Brown = North
Yellow = East
Orange = For the Solar God
Light Brown = For the Earth Mother (Copper Woman)
* Rotate the M & M:
M = 13th letter of alphabet, and there are 13 witches in a coven
3 = Triple Goddess, three phases of moon W = Witchcraft
- Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore:
"No Shoplifting! Offenders will be
Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!"
- A sign with a dagger on it
in a bookstore: "Shoplifters will be
merrily hacked to pieces!"
- How many Witches does it take
to change a light bulb? Depends on what
you want to change it into.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't
more people happy?
- Moral indignation is jealousy
with a halo.
- Heck is a place for people
who don't believe in Gosh.
- WASP...We Are Sexy Pagans
- Witches do it in the moonlight
- Practice safe hex
- Q: What do you call a dating
club for unattached Wiccans? A: Craft
singles!
- The Mighty God Thor was riding
across the skies on his fiery steed
Pegasus. He raised his hammer and bellowed, "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!"
Pegasus looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your
thaddle, thilly."
- That was Zen; this is Tao.
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